Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Randomize
