I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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