Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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