im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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