you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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