I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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