whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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