Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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