Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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