theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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