sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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