one two three fourrrrnication!
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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