Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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