I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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