This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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