dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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