Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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