My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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