he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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