Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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