dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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