Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
