So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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