I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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