He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
