the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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