He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Yo dont text me then not text me
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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