oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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