Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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