I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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