I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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