I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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