The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize