This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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