try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Someone signed my nipple.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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