Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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