There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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