I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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