was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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