how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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