Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Dignity is for republicans.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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