woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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