This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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