i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
try to milk me bitch
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