Buhtt sex?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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