I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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