If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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