I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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