whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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