that's an acceptable place to lick
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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