dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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