you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Let's paint friendship bongs
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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