Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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