i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
