is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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