He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Buhtt sex?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
